I love sunbathing on the beach whenever the weather is not dreadful. I get to wear the swimsuits I've collected, eye-catching and vibrant. Getting a tan is what I would like to avoid, that's why I scope out a bloke to lather my skin in sunblock. I wo...

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

My baps are still my best features after all these years, perky and sizable. They're also sensitive, which is why I love it when a bloke licks it up and playfully nibbles on my nips. Using their hands to grope my arse is a marvelous option too.

Men are so self-conscious when it comes to making sounds during sex, especially those who are in their 20's. I would love to hear their moans and groans when we're fucking. It makes me randier and try to shag them harder.

What would be the most exciting place to shag and try not to get caught? Cinemas sound exciting since that would require restraining from being loud. The added challenge makes it more inviting, I am quite loud for a lady my age.