Having sex on a kitchen counter is what I love. I can run my fingers on the soft skin of my lover as he grinds inside me. Not only that, I love cooking, and having a leg over on my favourite place in the kitchen will make me enjoy preparing dishes.

You don't have to adore me until we get old. What I'm only asking is for you to worship my body when we're in bed while we're young and able. I think you also ought to know that I have no intention to marry. You're safe in my pretty arms, honey. ;-)

A lad who wants to be should know that the only way to my heart is through my stomach. If you want to have a connection with me, make sure that you’re good at either baking or cooking. But you should be the best under the sheets.

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

It surprises me that there are still a lot of things to learn when it comes to sex. New things keep popping up and I am excited to find a gent who would teach me new tricks. I am already adept at giving and receiving when it comes to fucking yet I'm ...