What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.

I do yoga first thing in the morning not only to stay in shape but also to stay flexible. If you're tired of cowgirl or missionary, we can try different yoga poses such as bridge pose, reclining belly twist, or plow pose for deep penetration.

Walking into boutiques which sells racy and lacy knickers is my version of heaven on earth! The reaction I get when I take off my clothes in front of an excited young bloke is priceless. Plus it makes me feel like a goddess when I wear a new pair.

Listening to music while snogging and shagging. There should always be a background music if there's a man in my home so we won't wake our neighbours from their deep sleep. But if I had a choice, I wouldn't do it. I want to tell everyone that someone...

Have fun with this woman of substance. Jackhammer her as if she's the brightest star in the cosmos. Don't let her think that she's in the autumn of her life. Whisper nice words in her ear. She'll definitely be in bliss.