Great things are hard to achieve. It is meaningless to have something easily attained. You should challenge yourself and push your limits. Why will you satisfy yourself with a simple bint if you are worthy of a much prettier and sexier woman? Get wha...

I am a big fan of pirate shows. I fall in love with pirates primarily because of Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow. It might be weird, but Captain Jack became my standard when it comes to guys I want to fuck. If you think you are like the crazy captain, eve...

Am I the only one who has lots of filthy things in mind? Whether I'm in bed or in a pub, my mind is clouded with dirty thoughts that I can't control. This is probably the effect of not having a shag for a quite a while. Have you got the same feeling?

I play chess when I need to think or find a solution to a problem. I play the piano when I want to be inspired or when I'm already motivated. I clean the house to keep it from micro dust. I go to my bed when lust strikes.

There's something about a lad who knows his way around the kitchen that makes me want to fuck me hard. I am not a good cook, but I think my body is tasty enough to offset that. You do all the cooking, and I'll be in charge of all the eating.