My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...

I cherish special moments such as: When a lad will put his arm around me, so I can rest my head on it. When he send me a sweet text at night When he calls me and tells me he's a bit randy thinking of me.

Is there something you want from me? Maybe I can give you what you want. In return, you should also give me what I want. I am not asking for anything grand or something that is hard to do. All I want is to have a chat with a bloke who can somehow gra...

Self-assured men turn me on and drive me wild under the sheets. It’s just that when a man is nothing but sure about himself, his actions will always reflect on it. And I’m always drawn to the kind of man, all the time.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?