My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

I have a boo, but he drives me mad because he's too busy at work. That's why I'm here looking to have a shag with a hot bloke. If you don't mind me having a boyfriend, chat with me, and we'll see how it goes.

The way to my heart? It's very simple. You should know how to make me orgasm so hard. Your tongue must be an expert in pleasuring my clit while your hands are pinching my nipples and caressing my breasts.

My crush is Tom Brady. He's real, and he seems to be wild in bed. I can see that through my eyes. But I know I can't have sex with the real Brady, so I'm looking for someone like him in any way who can make something moist.

The time has come for me to finally get out of my comfort zone and do something I've never done before. I had been content with having romantic sex that I didn't have a chance to be bolder than one would imagine.