My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.

I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

A proper gentleman knows that bringing home beer, pizza, and listening to his woman is the best way to get laid. I am looking for a proper gentleman. I am not in a rush or anything to have one. I think it's better that we get to know each other bette...

They say that I seem like the kind of lady who leads men on and who leaves them hanging afterward. I can't really confirm nor affirm that because there are really times when I become unconscious of my own actions. Who among here thinks that I'm truly...

One of the things that I hate the most is someone who can’t stop looking at his cellular phone when I am sitting right in front of him. Now that’s how I ended up here, I’m tired of talking to people who just can’t keep their eyes off of their...