If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

Getting blokes to do what I want is not an issue. I'm dominant in bed, always have been and always will be. When I see lads follow my orders to the tee, I make sure to reward them with a sloppy jobby until they cum or beg to get fucked.

"Some people are curious about the kind of man I want to settle down with someday. So to end their curiosity, I'm going to state here the qualities of the bloke I want to marry. 1. He must have a stable job. 2. He shouldn't allow me to be hungry. ...

Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

When I was younger, I didn't even know the word 'fuck' or 'sex'. But with the influence of the internet, I learned that doing those two is actually fun. Now, I am looking for someone who can teach me more about sex, fucking and everything associated ...