One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

Not young but not quite old either. I'm in that stage that most would expect me to already be married, but I think that that is just a bunch of bullocks. I like my freedom to fuck just about every bloke who comes my way. I don't need to be tied down ...

Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

I have big baps which is why I don't like it when they get ignored during sex. I want them to be fondled and kissed, worshipped like they deserve to be. I have very sensitive nipples as well, I love having them licked and bitten.

Wearing bold colours whenever I go out on a rainy day perks up my mood infinitely. No need to be a downer when the sky is already grey and dreary, am I right? When I stay in though, I would end up on the couch with a bottle of wine and smutty romance...