My blood is nothing but alcohol at this point. I can't stop myself from drinking a lot. It doesn't matter if I am downing beer, cocktails, or on the rocks, I will drink everything in sight. I enjoy the feeling of being tipsy and getting random blacko...

I'm not easily cheesed of by the weather as most people are. What's important for me is having a snog in a chock-a-block. Public shows are fantastic, and I'm always chuffed by it. People may think that what we're doing is a codswallop, but it's not, ...

I once caught a bloke beat the bishop in one of the office's bathroom stalls. Now I did what any gal would do in that position: I politely asked him if I could lend him a hand. When he said yes, I got down on my knees and gave him more than just a ha...

I'm not here to find someone who I can have serious and romantic relationships with. I am also not here to find a lad who I can marry. Instead, I am here to find someone who can call time to the dry spell that my pussy is experiencing now.

I reckon that most blokes aren't vocal when it comes to shagging. Now I wonder what it would take to have them moaning and whimpering into my ears. I'm sure I can figure some things out eventhough I haven't shagged a proper gent in years.