So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.

There are moments when I get really horny in public up to the point that I touch myself. Yes, I have already masturbated in public and it's actually nice. I just hope that no one saw me do that! Anyway, if you are just like me who gets horny in inapp...

I always take advantage of the rare sunny days by lounging on the beach and soaking up as much vitamin D as I can. But when it's dreary, I tend to get my dose of "D" elsewhere. Preferably from a dapper lad who's half my age.

I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...

I shine not just on the outside, but from within as well. A diamond that does not need to be polished, I can catch your attention without any fuss. Please you with words and actions, not with empty promises. I make sure you're taken care of and more.