People say that money can't buy happiness, but a shitload of money can get me a large pizza and a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti. If that doesn't make me happy, I don't know what will. Do you agree with me? You are free to challenge my opinion...

Would you be surprised if I tell you that I don't use sex toys nor my fingers to pleasure my pussy? Whether you believe it or not, I'm this special lass who loves men's fingers and penises to send me to the moon.

They say all women are born equal. If that's the case, then I might be hatched from an egg because I am better than everyone else in everything that I do. I don't mean to brag, but just take a good look at my body. How can a human give birth to a god...

A flirtatious lass who's willing to do everything just to make the lad in her bed happy and sexually contented. I believe that I'm already equipped and talented enough to make my sexual partner as chuffed as he can be.

If I'm not walking around the house naked, I'm definitely wearing my jumper while spreading my legs wide open. Despite my old age, I still feel randy most of the time, so expect my mornings to be scrummy as I use my sex toys.