I'm the perfect example of a party girl. I love staying up late at night while having a great time with fellow party people. Getting drunk until I get wasted, but the funny thing is I still look so damn hot and pretty even if alcohol has taken over m...

Spare me from the typical bouquet of flowers or the scenario where you get down on your knees with a ring. Let me tell you darling that I'll only tarry here a little. Don't think about giving me a kiss either. You might be wondering what this lass wa...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I am looking for a man who still smells nice after a long day. Someone who will not stink even after not taking a bath the whole day. Is there a lad like that here? I hope I am not asking for too much. All I want is someone who smells good.

Who doesn't love compliments? I'm not talking about insincere-sounding flattery though. I'm referring to sincere compliments that'll make you smile from ear to ear. If you love that, hit me up right away.