How do you measure a man? Through his penis, IMO. A man with a huge one plus with great sex skills is a blessing. When I come across those kinds of men, I don't let them slip through my fingers. Now it's your turn. How do you measure a lass?

Just a friendly warning, I can be very teasing and naughty at times. So if you are planning on interacting with me, I suggest that you prepare yourself first for a new level of teasing and extreme dirty talking.

Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.

If you are looking for a hot lady who is relatively older than you, I'm confident that I'm already the one you're looking for. I have a hot and sexy body that will make your eyes go wide, your jaw drop, and your cock hard.

Am I the only one who has lots of filthy things in mind? Whether I'm in bed or in a pub, my mind is clouded with dirty thoughts that I can't control. This is probably the effect of not having a shag for a quite a while. Have you got the same feeling?