Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

What cheeses me off? - Tasteless food. This is why I always order take aways from my favourite restaurant - A boring conversation in a freezing fog. There's nothing more disgusting than that - When a man I'm with is not up for a shag

I am so sad right now and if there is one thing that can cheer me up, I think that would be someone who can dirty talk with me on a whole new level. I'm done with sweet and romantic talks and now, all I want to have are dirty as well as filthy conver...

All my hope is in sex. Yesterday's gone. Today is the present. Yet what my soul says won't change: my hope is in sex and will always be. To be sprinkled with cum and to be fucked hard are irreplaceable.

I am a perfectionist. I always try to do everything in the most perfect way that I could think of. I just love it when things go according to plan. Now the only thing that is missing is a bloke who can initiate all my dirty master plan on having fun ...