Nothing beats a good cocktail before midmorning, not so much that it would get me plastered. Just a nip and I'd be good for the day, a woman like me should be poised at all times. In the bedroom is where I let loose and let my desires take over.

I want to find a bloke who would help me live out my darkest fantasies but I want to get to know them first. I don't want the impersonal sex, tell me your stories and secrets. Let's get comfortable with one another and see if sparks will light up our...

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

This old yet seductive lady is not in search of someone perfect. He doesn't have to be romantic either. What she needs is a man older than her who'll give her jittery feelings with the way he crafts his flirty words.

Craving for a hot romance, I order drinks in a pub where my eyes can wander to the types of men my fanny want to take home. Usually, they're the ones with hairy chest and deep blue eyes. Their qualities ignite the fire that's within me.