Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

I know that I am old but I hope that I'm not yet old enough for this kind of place. Anyway, I only came here to find someone who can make me feel genuine bliss under the sheets. I desire someone who can make me cum before I can say knife.

Hungry almost every minute. Nah. I'm not referring to the typical hunger that all people feel. The craving I'm talking about is quite different, but you surely would have guessed it by now if we have a strong appetite for the same thing.

I'm not happy with pure touches and lots of kissing if there are no props. To up the game, there should be a pack of cold ice cubes that I, my tempting mouth can use to tickle someone's sensitive zones.

It's been years since I cum hard. I tried so many times to make myself experience orgasm, but I miserably failed. I even tried doing it with different toys, but still, I am denied the ecstatic feeling of sexual pleasure. I think it's time to recruit...