A lad's dick is like a lamp. However, it is not a genie that will come out if you rub it hard. Also, you will only get one wish instead of three. It doesn't matter, though, because I can just make you cum multiple times and accumulate a huge number o...

I'm not a princess who'd insist to be drilled in her very soft bed. I'm a sexy warrior who enjoys a man fucking her on a cold, hard floor. I prefer rough or hardcore sex where there's deep penetration over vanilla or intimate sex.

I always love hearing a good dad joke. I know someone would say they're insufferable but I don't really care. If you're the type of lad that has oodles of 'em then drop me a chat, I'd fancy getting to know you better.

Let me experience an out of this world pleasure. Show this young lass that nothing is impossible when it comes to flirting and shagging. Turn her into a lady who'll passionately bring fire into your life without you asking.

I like coming home to a clean flat, I am quite the perfectionist which is why clutter is a big no. The only place that I like to get filthy in is on the bed with a fit bloke. Especially if chocolate syrup is involved.