I bloody want my bloke to be from Star Wars, a Jedi-Knight-type with a stiff and deadly lightsaber we can toy together with by midnight. I always get a legendary Yoda-kind-of bloke. Green and little. I'm gonna tell yeh I'm far from being chuffed abou...

Retiring early seemed like a good idea at first but now I am bloody bored out of my mind. I would like to find enjoyment and thrill in all the things I missed out on when I was younger. With all this time on my hand and the youthful energy that didn'...

I would be out of my mind if I don't socialise with dashing lads. They're totally a different specie compared to women and that's exciting. I could listen to their interests all day while my fingers are somewhere else.

I work hard but play harder. I relish being outdoors, particularly throughout the summertime. Even winter can't make me stay at home. I love food, good company and loud laughter, while downing tequila.

Forced sex is one of my sexual fantasies that I want to be fulfilled soon. I find it hot when a chap ferociously grabs me from behind, undresses me, and puts his knob into my fanny even if I try to resist.