Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

What you need to know about me is that I am not good at starting conversations nor being friendly with strangers. But do you know what I am actually good at? That would be making any man moan and scream from pleasure. Fancy being with me?

For most girls, great eyebrows are life. As for me, great eyebrows, food, and heavenly sex are what put a big smile on my pretty face. I can stay in my bedroom for the whole 24 hours getting off with a handsome bloke.

I want a gentleman who would leave me sweet texts in the morning. Wishing me a good day and that I was the first person he thought of as soon as he woke up. Then at night he'll leave me breathless with the amount of naughty words he sends my way. The...

"Love is like the wind. You can't see it, but you can feel it." Sounds familiar? To me, it means that we can chat as strangers, but the passion and the fire mixed into our messages can make us more than friends."