Because of my flirty, naughty, and horny nature, some blokes mistake me as a bint or a tart. But the truth is, I'm not a prostitute. I guess I just like acting like one. And to be perfectly honest with you, I've never done sex work in my whole life.

Mimosas in the morning is a blessing in disguise, I have to tell you I would bathe myself in it if I can. What would sound more inviting is having someone lick the drink off of my busty knockers after I "spilled" it down my cleavage.

I reckon the remedy to a boring afternoon is to be shagged senseless by a fit bloke in front of a mirror, and I strongly agree. It gets me going when I see how a cock slides into my sopping cunt or being watched by the fine gent I'm with.

At times I feel like my sex drive got worse as the years went by, I do not feel satisfied anymore when I wank on my own. Maybe reading naughty messages by fit blokes would be the solution to my predicament.

Flirting and pulling blokes has never been my strong suit, I'd always end up tripping on words. Even now, a bit late to the party but I'm looking forward to getting to know lads again. Maybe I could even open up more about my naughty side.