All the best things in life happen at the most unexpected time. I've been waiting for decades for the best thing in my life to happen. However, nothing of such a scale has occurred so far. Maybe a fine lad can finally let me experience the best time ...

I'm your sex doll sent from above. I'm an alluring fairy godmother who can turn your fantasies into reality with my powerful tongue and soft hands. I'm unstoppable, and I can read what a man desires sexually.

Yes, I am a little kinky and a HUGE Tease! I do love being picked up in the hands of a strong man and being fucked against a wall, on the washing machine and even straddling a fast lap! Your cup of tea?

I am taking this as the last chance to find a gent to spend the remainder of my life with. Nothing serious, I'm not looking to get married anymore-- that dream went out the window years ago. Just casual fun and maybe share intimate thoughts.

I don't appreciate it when blokes are beating around the bush by saying Double Dutch words. I would prefer it more if they directly tell me what they truly want with me even if that involves something that is considered to be dirty and indecent.