There's a lot of ravishing blokes here but my eyes and fanny are only set to search for a certain type of bloke. And that would be someone who has a gigantic cock that will keep my balloon knot, thrupney bits, and fanny occupied.

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

Music and booze are what fills me up at night. Looking for a man that can fill me up with his floop at night. Size doesn't matter as long as he is smashing in uncle ned. Performance should be exemplary.

I drool if I see a fine man's bollocks. The next thing that I do, I lick those bollocks like a hungry hot beast. It's lovely to hear a guy groan out of pleasure. Hearing a guy moan makes me soaking wet.

Kind, charming, and one-of-a-kind bint. Although, I m lonely, and my heart breaks every day thinking I hae no one beside me. Just one person to have a conversation and cuddle with at night is dooze to make me feel better and wanted.