A shy bloke is a good change of pace from all the pompous and pretentious pricks out and about. I'm quite vocal and would often be the one to initiate activities, especially when it comes to shagging. When I feel randy, I want a dipstick in my quim a...

A cuppa with a dash of whiskey and an electrical boyfriend in hand, that's how I would end my nights. I would love it if my dildo gets replaced with a real prick soon, I'm growing older and am getting a tad bit impatient.

Baking cake and cookies are some of my interests. On every friend's birthday celebration, my cake and cookies are always present. You can take that literally or figuratively. They're both true anyway.

My I.Q. is off the charts, I have the brainpower to build a craft that could fly myself and a significant other to the moon and back! If interested, you are free to message me!

It takes two to tango. This is why beautiful lasses and hot blokes like us are scattered all around the world, for we cannot have a shag on our own. Sex toys are on the internet. We can choose based on our liking, but having the real knob or the real...