Getting a lady like me aroused and horny is a piece of cake. You just have to tell me the things that you plan to do to my body and those things should be as dirty as possible. If you'd like to try getting me aroused, you already know what to do.

I'm a bleedin' passionate and affectionate bint. Searching for love in this vast world. I know it's impossible but a lassie 's got to try and have a little faith. It has been so long since love has swayed my way.

Coffee versus tea. I know it's sacrilegious to not like tea but I just prefer coffee, it gives me a good kick in the arse to keep me awake through the day. I do drink a cuppa every now and then, especially when it's accompanied by biscuits.

Whether we admit it or not, being in a relationship is a tiring thing to do and that's the reason why I decided to call time on my five-year relationship. Yes, I am single now and I'm looking for a lad who can have some dirty kind of fun with me.

I'm a huge fan of lads who have a hairy chest and tan skin. They look like Greek gods who came all the way down from heaven to make me feel ecstatic. When you look at their tan legs, you'd realise they look enticing and unbreakable.