Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

Opening a bottle of wine at the end of a tiring day has become a long standing tradition for me. I am now old but still single yet have not found anyone to mingle with. I am lucky to keep my office job but lately I've been wondering if there is more ...

All of my erogenous zones are Hank Marvin. They long to be caressed and sucked by a fine lad, who has an uncontrollable desire for sex. I'm fond of experiencing steamy sex or the kind of sex that makes me hot all over.

Don't wear bras when going out. It's true I don't wear anything aside from my shirt paired with my tight trousers. I felt like I couldn't breathe when I used to wear them, so I'm having a break. Besides, it's what you like, don't you?

You give me pleasure and I will give you my pleasure and I am expecting pleasure! I also like to receive gifts, kisses and hugs. I love dirty sex and public anal! And of course my favorite lollipops (Blowjob) and I am the perfect squirter.