I don't need a professional comedian in my life, but I'd appreciate if a good-looking bloke who'll brighten up my mornings with his jokes comes along. I'd love him more if he's genuinely interested in me.

To be perfectly honest, I don't want someone who wears belt and braces because I really think that those kinds of lads are boring. Who I want instead are the one who is willing to go on different kinds of adventures with me and who don't mind taking ...

What does it take to turn on a lady such as myself? Why not start by telling me all the fantasies you always wished to come true? Does it involve getting tied up? How about spanking? How hard is the shagging like?

I am a young girl who still believes in the magic of love. I believe that somewhere out there, the man for me is waiting to be found. However, I don't want to spend the rest of my life finding him. I mean, I should have some appetizers first before t...

Being fucked hard is not enough. There should be lots of grinding here and there. I only stop when I'm ready for the knacker's yard or when I need to go on a pee break as I don't like pissing on my clean, soft bed.