Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I'm just a laid back gal who enjoys spending time on my couch. Reading, eating, watching. That's pretty much me. It would be lovely to have someone else to do all these with me. Maybe we can even shag afterwards. If you think this is something you wo...

My crush is Tom Brady. He's real, and he seems to be wild in bed. I can see that through my eyes. But I know I can't have sex with the real Brady, so I'm looking for someone like him in any way who can make something moist.

I read all kinds of books, but the best book I've read so far is about sex. I've learned so much by reading I want to apply what I've learned from the book in real life. More about me - I'm thoughtful.

I'm the kind of lass who's excited for her next trips. I always have questions on my mind like, "What's the trip gonna be like?" "Are there massage parlors?" "Will I find cosmic restaurants?" Having these questions in my head keeps me from sleeping.