I am getting sick and tired of playing with myself. My fingers and toys have reached their limit. They are not giving me the pleasure they used to provide before. I think I need the real thing for now. I hope someone here would find it in their heart...

I love food, and one of my favorite food is something long. Yes, what can you read is real I want something long to eat. Also in sex, I want first to suck my partner dick before he starts to bump me. Chat me if you have a long weapon.

Revenge is only for the weak in spirit. I dare to be different. Instead of finding ways to hurt my ex because of all the things he has done to me, I'd rather focus on myself to be more successful in life.

I love my bed so much that I prefer lying on it all day long rather than going out. Nothing really beats the happiness and satisfaction I feel whenever I’m in my natural habitat wearing nothing. Yes, I sleep naked. Too much information?

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.