I cherish special moments such as: When a lad will put his arm around me, so I can rest my head on it. When he send me a sweet text at night When he calls me and tells me he's a bit randy thinking of me.

I can't figure out why ladies rebel against me. Is it because I'm flirtatious, good-looking, can maintain a sexy summer figure and men always get paralyzed whenever I wink at them with my sensual glimpse?

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I love food, and one of my favorite food is something long. Yes, what can you read is real I want something long to eat. Also in sex, I want first to suck my partner dick before he starts to bump me. Chat me if you have a long weapon.

There's something about men who smell nice that makes me want to fuck them on the spot. I am not sure if I am just a naughty and horny bint or there's a loose screw in my head. What do you think? Is it wrong for me to crave a man with a nice odor?