Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

Before the universe takes me, allow me to have fun with you in the most special way. Arouse the sexual senses in my body that have been dormant for so long. Captivate me with your magnificent words. Complete me.

Lace lingerie should be a staple in any gal's closet. I love how it feels against my skin and I am not ashamed to admit that I have a drawer full of skimpy lace knickers I accumulated over the years. Always comes in handy when a fit bloke comes aroun...

What I love the most about chatting with strangers online is that I become overly satisfied, making me have wet dreams for consecutive nights. Another reason is that the dildoes and my fingers can take turns in giving me an awesome sex experience.

I find it bullocks how most people think that old ladies are a bunch of bores. On the contrary, I for one go to pubs to flirt around with fit blokes and maybe take them to my flat to play with. I live life to the fullest and I am loving every second ...