Some people don't like me because I don't smile often. I've been told that I have a mysterious look. I look like I'm up to something even when I'm not. Why people these days so quick to judge?

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

If you are looking for a lass who won't disappoint you in bed, today must be your lucky day because I might already be that lass. I know how to fuck a man in the best possible way and at the same time, I know how to make him reach the climax even bef...

A very naughty lady who couldn't get enough of just one lad. I know that I may sound greedy with this but I really prefer having two or maybe three lads on my side. Yes, I am not a stick-to-one lady and if you're fine with that, let me know.

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?