Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.

My big knockers never failed me when it comes to pulling lads. Since I've had them as a teen, it was easy to find a bloke who'd want a quick snog or shag. Now it gets me the chance to have fun in the bedroom despite how old I already am.

Nothing impresses me more than a lad who reply fast and cum slow. It would be great to have a bloke who can keep me entertained with his naughty innuendos and fuck me long and hard. I hope there is someone like that in here.

It amazes me to know that I'm not alone. People who are like me are constantly looking for the deepest desires of their heart, and when they discover what they've longing to experience, they find ways to be in that sweet situation.

I'm not fond of tea-- I know, it's a crime, but I prefer coffee. It gives me the kick I need to start the day, especially when I started my working career fresh out of uni. I also like my men like how I like my coffee, dark and deep. It doesn't hurt ...