Favourite food: Pasta and pizza Favourite drinks: Strawberry or mango smoothie Favourite time of the day: Night only (It's when the magic begins) I've got more to talk about, but you should message me if you want to know more about me. That'd be...

Hallowe'en is coming up my favourite holiday. I get to bung house parties and meet handsome bachelors. Hook up and flings for now. Not getting into a serious relationship until I'm sexually satisfied. So just looking for someone to share intimacy wit...

I shall let you experience another thing, which I know you'll find tempting and satisfying as well but you have to be mindful that women should be pleased first and not men!

Yes, I'm aged but not yet an ancient. You can assume that I'm already on the wrong side of 40, but there's no uncertainty that I can misbehave in bed like I'm still in my 20's. Is it tempting if I say that I could last for an hour or two?

I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...