Want to cheer me up? Now that I'm left alone with nothing to do, I have the same daily routine: wake up, have a shower, beat the beans, cook for myself, sleep. Pretty boring right? So baby, why don't you heat things up between the two of us?

My sexual experience with blokes is limited to watching porn. I am a maiden waiting for my knight to come along and whisk me away to ravish me in the bedroom. I want to be thoroughly pleasured beyond what I could have ever imagined.

On the days I feel randy, I would stick a buttplug up my arsehole and keep it there while I work or go out and do errands. It makes me feel naughty as well as makes my knickers constantly wet whenever I feel it move about or press inside me when I si...

I learned how to play the piano at a young age, it keeps my dainty fingers dextrous and prevents them from cramping up. Which is essential when it comes to giving handjobs, have to keep up with a young bloke's endurance, am I right?

I spend my nights reading smutty novels and having a full glass of wine. If things get too randy and my quims starts to ache, then it's time to bust out the vibrator. I would often fall asleep after making a mess of myself, no regrets though. Maybe n...