Ever since I've been under the dry spell, I couldn't stop myself from thinking about naughty thoughts. And those thoughts start to become more intense as days pass by. So, what I want right now is for those thoughts to be released and heard. Is there...

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

Is your life all black and white? There's nothing wrong with that. You're mature enough to make your own decisions. I have another question though. Do you want some colour to your life? I might be the one you've been hoping to find. I'm the brightest...

I may be young but I am sure as hell that I am not an inexperienced lady. As a matter of fact, I lost my virginity when I was 16 and I can't stop having sex since then. But don't worry 'coz I use protection all the time!

I take sheer joy in laughing. Warning: You might fall into my charm and be addicted for a long time. This lass sometimes look like a dork when dying of laughter, but her charisma never leaves her. She twinkles even if she tries to hide it.