I am fond of blokes with tight arses, something to grab on and spank until it blushes. It turns me on when I can sink my fingers and be given permission to use my teeth too. I'm cheeky and old, I could get away with it.

Whether you believe it or not, it has been several years since the last time I had a cock in my hands. It has also been long since the last time I saw actual cum dripping from a cock. In other words, I've been under the dry spell for several years no...

The first thing I look at when I visit someone else's house for the first time is their bathroom. A dirty loo is a big turn off for me. I mean, there's nothing adorable about a man who can't clean his own bathroom. Might as well dump his dirty ass on...

If you are looking for that one woman who can tease and please you in bed in a heartbeat, today must be your lucky day. It’s time for you to stop your search because I am right here. I know a lot of ways to please me and completely satisfy them und...

I'm gobsmacked at how shagging is different now than when I was younger. All the new positions, toys, and acts that I never would have imagined were possible to bring pleasure. I want to find someone who is willing to teach a lady new tricks.