Whether you believe it or not, it has been several years since the last time I had a cock in my hands. It has also been long since the last time I saw actual cum dripping from a cock. In other words, I've been under the dry spell for several years no...

Getting off is my cup of tea. I can imagine doing it every day of my life. It's just fantastic. So I'm looking for a fine lad who'll make me bloody chuffed once in a while. But to clear things up, I'm not ready to get hitched. I just want to have a m...

You don't need to bother giving me the hug with a pat on the back nor the "London Bridge" hug. You can freely give me the one-handed hug and the naughty hug and I'll be the happiest lass. Bonus point if there's French Kiss.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I hate men who love yakking about anything. It doesn't bother me when my man complains sometime, but it is completely bothersome if my man complains a lot more than other girls. I can't handle someone who knows nothing but talk a lot.