I've been trying new dishes in different restaurants. They're all scrummy, but if there's food my tastebud wants to have it again and again, it would be bacon sarni. And oh the bangers as well. Everything about it - sausage, mashed potato, gravy - ta...

I don't expect much from old lads, but I do hope that they can at least provide me with the sexual satisfaction I need. It is hard to get young cock to fuck my old cunt. Despite that, I am still hopeful that a fit stud can notice my lust.

I bask in the sun while having a passionate affair with a man. I'm a one woman man, and it annoys me to be with so many men at the same time. While the thought of it is thrilling, I feel bad when I can't serve all of them equally. So me + 1 man = per...

Do you want to drink beer or watch TV to relax? Or do you want to read books in bed? That's lovely. Because I can be your partner who loves reading and drinking beer, though I have to admit red wine is better. You know what else I fancy in bed? A goo...

The kind of intimate scene that I enjoy the most is when a man starts to kiss me while we're in front of a mirror. You'd surely hear me softly gasp once you slowly undress me while looking at me intently.