Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

I have no use for love at the moment. I think love only brings about boredom and drama. These are the two things I hate in life. I am not here to find my soulmate or my prince charming. The only reason why I am here is that I am bored. I want to have...

I crave for sleep. It’s the one thing that I badly need right now. To be more specific, I want to be under the sheets, sleeping with a lad who can make everything worth the risk, whenever it’s too parky outside to be having fun.

You can say that I'm a firecracker lady. I speak my mind, especially things that others hesitate to tell. I hate going by the book and feel way more comfortable in taking risks and violating the rules.

Nothing can beat time. One day, we will grow old and turn into nothingness. Our physical appearance and sexual desires and fantasies may get worse as we get older. Because of that, I would love to enjoy my youth to the fullest. I want to have some ca...